Chris Chan is..

Chris Chan is... MACHO

The only person manlier than CentaurMAN

The manliest man you will ever see because he is so MANLY.

Bow before my awesomeness!

Spoilers: Centaurman is a hard cold nigga from the streets of LA, selling crack to his homeboys down the street and popping caps in peoples ass's sence 1864 bitch's.